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Freedom is overrated, the raccoon says, and he says it from the top of a very tall fence with someone else's picnic basket in hand, looking directly at the fireworks with the kind of total, uncomplicated zero remorse that only the truly free can access. This tee channels the spirit of the Fourth of July through the lens of the forest's most independent and self-determined creature, the raccoon who heard about freedom and immediately took it considerably further than anyone in attendance had intended. It is funny and patriotic in the way the best holidays always are: a little wild, a little unbothered, wrapped in the golden light of a summer evening smelling of cookout smoke and herbs from a nearby garden.
Wear it to the Fourth of July party where you are already quietly planning to eat twice as much as you should and stay until the very last firefly disappears into the warm meadow dark. This tee pairs beautifully with denim cutoffs, red bandanas, and the kind of boots that have been to at least a dozen summer festivals and remember every one. It is the conversation-starter that everyone at every gathering will immediately understand and wholeheartedly approve of, because everyone has at least a little feral raccoon energy living somewhere inside them on the holidays. Soft lived-in fabric for long summer days and a print that holds up as beautifully as the raccoon holds up his convictions.
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