{"product_id":"the-stove-is-for-display-only-t-shirt-funny-retro-boho-kitchen","title":"The Stove Is For Display Only T-Shirt | Funny Retro Boho Kitchen Graphic Tee | Foodie Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe stove stands in the kitchen like a beautiful and spotless centerpiece, clean and gleaming and entirely ornamental, exactly as it was always meant to be and exactly as it will continue to be for the foreseeable future. This retro graphic tee speaks to every soul who has made genuine and comfortable peace with the fact that their relationship with cooking is more aesthetic than functional, who has a genuinely beautiful kitchen, excellent and well-tested takeout contacts, and absolutely no plans to change a single thing about this perfectly functional arrangement. There is a specific cottagecore energy to someone who has a dried herb wreath hung above a stove she never uses and mismatched vintage mugs on a shelf above it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it to the potluck where you bravely brought store-bought and arranged it on a wooden board with fresh herbs from the farmers market to make the whole thing look intentional and considered. Pair it with a linen apron for the kitchen photos you post while standing artfully next to a dish someone else entirely made and brought over. This is the shirt for the person who has curated a beautiful and complete food aesthetic without ever quite getting around to learning to cook, and who is charming enough that absolutely everyone finds this delightful rather than inconvenient. Soft cotton, retro charm, and the quiet dignity of someone who knows exactly who they are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft cotton blend with lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed earthy fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S through 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint holds through countless washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk for daily wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for layering under cardigans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShips fast from US warehouse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heather Jean Jaeger","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":48386778464510,"sku":"T-SHIRT231-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":48386778497278,"sku":"T-SHIRT231-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":48386778530046,"sku":"T-SHIRT231-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":48386778562814,"sku":"T-SHIRT231-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":48386778595582,"sku":"T-SHIRT231-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/1868\/3646\/files\/231.png?v=1783096948","url":"https:\/\/nauticas.shop\/products\/the-stove-is-for-display-only-t-shirt-funny-retro-boho-kitchen","provider":"HeatherJeanJaeger","version":"1.0","type":"link"}